Rupes Screen Printed BigFoot Apron

"How in the world am I suppposed to 'sell' an apron?  Ah, got it".

Strap on this manly-looking & masculine-feeling clothing protection device. It acts as a barrier against all sorts of "undesirable" high-speed projectiles, while serving double-duty as a reusable "green" hand sanitizing wipe.  

Two center-mounted pockets have ample space to store cell phones, beef jerky, pocket knives, Snap-On^® tools, and a spare beer or two.  The bright red logo positioned against the durable black cloth signifies confidence and power.

These things are popular!  All the guys at the strip joint mall are wearing them.  Order a set of seven, one for each day of the week (who washes clothes, anymore?) Purchase  a gross (144) and I'll cut you a deal.

p.s.  These are "Lady Magnets!"